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BDSM-related Humor
male chastity cartoons
(This
is sort of like "you might be a redneck if..")
You
might be a submissive if...
...More often than not, at
parties, you find yourself
adorned with battery operated accoutrements.
...The local tack store has
started to hide their
crops when they see you walk through the door.
...The local hardware store
sends you a Christmas card every year.
...You have locked cabinets
so that the neighbors will not see your 'toys'.
...You can't let anyone see
your charge card bill because
most of it is from Dungeon Depot.
...When you eat, it is out
of a dog dish.
...The mailman brings more
than one package a week
in a brown paper wrapper.
...When everyone else is saying
they should have bought stock
in Microsoft, you're wishing you'd bought stock in Master locks.
...You have to ask permission
to ask permission.
...The company accountant wants
to know if floggers should
be categorized as office supplies.
...You have more fetish wear
than 'normal' clothing
...You have more than one gas
mask and have never been in the military.
...When you visit a doctor
you have to tell him that the bruises
and marks are not from spousal abuse.
...When you go for x-rays,
you have to explain that the piercing
in your nipples aren't removable.
...You can't make it through
a metal detector in the airport
becuase of all your piercings.
...When you go to the movies,
your Owner sits in the aisle seat
while you sit 'in' the aisle on your knees.
...You have not sat on top
of a piece of furniture in years.
...The family dog runs free
because you are wearing his leash.
Here's one of the most unusual funniest Personal Ads I read
from a male sub named Sydb.
Click
here to read the funny ad. You got to hand it to him that his
stands out.
Sub
Mortal Combat, another funny idea from the male sub named Sydb.
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